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- We are gonna play a little game.

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- All right.

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- Called choose your wing woman.

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So, I'm gonna give you
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- these four cards.

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You have your four main
characters from the show

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and I'm gonna ask you a
question about a scenario.

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- Choose my wing woman.

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(upbeat music)

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- So let's just say there's
a hypothetical undie run.

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You're outside in your
coat when you realize that,

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oh no, this is not a dream,

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you forgot to put on the underwear.

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Who are you calling to save the day?

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Bela.
(bell dinging)

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Why?

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- I feel like she would just, you know,

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absolutely want to see your underwear,

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I'll go get you some.

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I don't know.
- Yeah, yeah.

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She's like homie vibes.

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- Yeah, for sure, yeah.
- Okay.

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You've been hooking up
with two girls on campus

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but none of them want to DTR
or define the relationship.

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Who do you choose to
help pick the right girl?

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Okay, Leighton.
(bell dinging)

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Why?

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- I feel like she'd just
offered great insight.

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- But she's not very
good at juggling though.

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- We're done here.

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I am going to dinner.

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- Okay, I'm gonna say
that this is, you know,

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slightly inspired by the show.

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We would normally not ask this.

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One of the girls you hooked up

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with says she gave you chlamydia.

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Who takes you to campus
urgent care for moral support?

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- I mean, that's just
a Kimberly right here.

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Geez.
- [Host] It was probably her.

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- Probably, yeah.

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Always wants to just like put a blanket

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on everything and just
make everything so happy

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and just, oh, it's fine.

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- Okay, your parents want you
to major in pre-med like them

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but you just change your
major to the performing arts.

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Who is your wing woman that you're taking

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to the conversation when you tell them?

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(bell dinging)

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Whitney.

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Okay.
- Whitney for sure.

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She just got some power
to her, you know, almost

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like I can't say no.

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- [Host] Yeah.
- So they'd be like.

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- [Host] I want that power.
- Yeah, right?

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Queen bee demeanor.

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- Ooh.
- Yeah

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- I love that.
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- That'd be a good Instagram bio.

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Your dorm mate across the hall

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is throwing a very loud
rager blasting Blink 182

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and you have a midterm the next day,

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you are not happy.

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Who are you bringing to be
the narc and shut it down?

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(bell dinging)

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Kimberly again?

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Are you playing good cop,

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bad cop?
- To shut it down?

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'Cause I feel like she's
probably, you know,

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right there with me,
she's got stuff to do.

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(upbeat music)