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(bright upbeat music)

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(light thumping)

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(lighter igniting)

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(footsteps pattering)

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(trouser ripping)

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(pee running)

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(man sighs)

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(toilet flushing)

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- [Speaker] This piece of
(beep) has been stealing drivers

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all over the neighborhood.

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(footsteps pattering)

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They always go for the big ones

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because they think they're worth more.

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Probably just going to
resell them on Craigslist's

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shake me (beep) head.

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(footsteps pattering)

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Guess I'll just have to order some more.

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(car door slams)

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Thanks (beep).

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(upbeat conga music)

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- [Speaker] Almost died
today delivering Uber Eats.

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- [Delivery Driver] Oh, (beep).

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Easy boy, easy boy.

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(man barking)

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God!

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(man grunting)

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- [Speaker] Oh, (beep) no.

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(both grunting)

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(man panting)