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- The Jacksonville Jaguars' mascot

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wore an American flag
Speedo over the weekend,

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and so I'm gonna watch it
and tell you what I think.

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It's like a lot.

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It's very sexy.

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Yeah.

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He's thrusting his pelvic region.

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("Careless Whisper")

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And also during this
touchdown, I can't believe

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that the announcer who is
announcing the touchdown

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isn't commenting on the fact

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that there's an incredibly
sexy man with a jaguar head on

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and an American flag
Speedo humping the air.

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What I wanna do is take
this guy out for a beer

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and figure out how he
learned to move this way.

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Here's my take is this
dude stuffed that Speedo.

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This dude put a full can of
Campbell's soup in that Speedo.

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There's no way he's actually
packing that much jaguar meat

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under that American flag Speedo.

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If he's not, congratulations.

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Thanks for watching and
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