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- [Narrator] Gen Z, what
is something you hate

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about millennials?

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They are obsessed with 9/11.

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Like, why don't you try
drawing existential dread

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from climate change, stagnant wages

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and a widening wealth gap
like a normal person, bro?

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They took up all the
good student loan debt

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before we even had a chance.

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They might have a chance to grow old

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while we've got, like,
30 years left, tops.

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They could have killed off
America when they had the chance,

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but those cowards sat
back and did nothing.

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They are a reminder of
what I will soon become:

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part of the next generation
that will soon be pathetic

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in every way imaginable.

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Extremely jealous they get to die first.

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Not fair.