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Attention, civilians. 

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Don't scroll away. 

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It's your turn to support the troops
 by watching over this sleeping soldier.

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He protected you. 

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Now you must return the favor. 

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He is very,
 very sleepy from fighting enemies.

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Thank him for his service
 with a respectful pat pat.

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So peaceful. 

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Give his pillow

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a patriotic fluff to boost morale. 

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Oh, no. 

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Did you wake him? 

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Phew. 

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Now leave him
 some American-made pornography

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to give him strength. 

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Thank you for your sacrifice, sleepyhead.

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USA, USA, USA.