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- Recently, video games
have just been feeling,

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like so whatever man.

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But "Dead Pets Unleashed"
is a slice-of-life

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punk band management game

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that's kicking things back into gear.

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You play as 30-year-old Gordy,

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a very hungover demoness

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and lead singer of The Dead Pets.

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A band who will definitely,

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maybe

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one day?

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Finally make it to the mainstream,

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not like I care or anything.

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The game is a true slice-of-life

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as you guide Gordy

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through every aspect of
being an aimless adult.

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In the homey hellscape of new void city.

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Help Gordy get dressed in the morning,

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knock out a waitressing side gig,

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and maintain sexual health

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by keeping her dildo clean.

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Always remember to use hot water.

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After a long day of

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dodging rent,

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swipe through demon Tinder

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and rock out on stage

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to win greasy man's heart.

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It's a modern love story.

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This is the perfect title

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for narrative game lovers,

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punk fans, and body positive feminists.

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But anyone can appreciate
Dead Pets' commitment

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to discussing reproductive health

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and sexual justice in a
thoughtful, creative way.

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And you can currently play the demo

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for free on Steam.

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Um, you like video games?

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Name five of their albums.