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- On this iPad is a random car.

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We're gonna debate it.

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(wheels screeching)

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- [Narrator] You're watching Jalopinions.

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- Hell yeah, baby.

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(engine revving)

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- [Steve] Love it. Love me at 944.

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- [Andy] Why? What is better about this

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than just like a Fox body?

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- Let me count the ways.

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- No, it's slow.

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(video clip whooshes)
It's ugly.

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You buy this, you buy this Steve,

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and I'll tell you why you buy this

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'cause you can't afford a 911 or a 928.

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(video clip whooshes)

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- The 944 has been in so
many incredible movies.

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It's a beautiful looking vehicle.

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- It's not.

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- To the point where Mazda copied it

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for the second generation RX-7.

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- And they did a better job.

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They copied it and made it better.

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It's like when I would
copy someone's homework

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in high school
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and changed the answers a little bit.

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- Look at the statute of limitations

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on plagiarism for this man.
- It's not against the law.

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The 944 is a

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(video clip whooshes)
beautiful vehicle.

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- [Andy] But why?

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- It's got a fantastic line
- Why did you-

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- [Steve] I'm not gonna to describe,

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or I'm not gonna pull
up architectural digest.

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- It's so nothing. It's such a nothing.

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It's nothing.

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It's blah.

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- You know it's that just-
- It's the worst,

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it's the cheapest car
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that Porsche could make.

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- [Steve] The 944 is the
Seinfeld of hatchbacks

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(video clip whooshes)

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because it's-

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- (beep) does that mean?

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- You say it's blah,

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you say it's generic
because it was copied.

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The 944 is the original,

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the progenitor
- No, I don't care.

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- of all of the things that
we like in cars of this era.

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- I don't care.

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It doesn't do anything for me.

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(video clip whooshes)

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Porsche made better cars
during the same time.

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- [Steve] So, you can
only like the best car

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that a company makes

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- No.
- at any given time.

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- No, no, no.

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But you can see

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that they weren't even
trying that hard with this

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'cause they clearly can
try hard with other cars.

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(video clip whooshes)

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The 911,

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The 928.

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End of the sentence.

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- You can't tell me the 928

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looks better than a 944.
- A billion.

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- A billion percent.

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It's not even close, Steven.
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It's not even close.

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- Do you have eyes?
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- [Andy] I have two of them.

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- [Steve] Do they work?

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I have come

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so close to buying these-
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- Well you would,
- in a multiple occasions.

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because you're a man

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of poor taste.

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- [Steve] I am a man of incredible taste.

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- Dan, ended this.

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(Andy chuckles)
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