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- On this iPad, is a car
that we have not seen before,

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but one thing is for certain,
we're gonna debate it.

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- [Announcer] You're
watching "Jalopinions," bro!

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- Yes!

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- Honestly, great color!
- Yes!

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- It's a Maserati Biturbo, right?

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- It's really good because it's terrible.

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- This is Andy's long running idea,

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which is that things that
are worse are better,

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which sort of explains his whole deal.

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- [Andy] Maserati is a really cool brand

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because they make only,
almost exclusively bad cars.

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- This is true.

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I don't know that there has ever been

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a Maserati that has been good.

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- The MC12 was cool, but it
was also really long and ugly.

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- It was cool, but was it good?

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- No, it was just a worse Enzo.

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They took a good car and made it worse.

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That's awesome!

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The only thing that could
make this car better is

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if it was also brown.

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- The color is the best thing
about this car, all right?

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Do not listen to this man.

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He's wrong!

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- I've never been wrong,
and I'm not about to start.

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- He's never been right!