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- My crush of the week is Daniel Radcliffe

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in the upcoming film in
which he plays Weird Al.

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(upbeat music)

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I haven't always been obsessed
with Daniel Radcliffe,

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but it was after I saw the trailer

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in which there are stage
lights shining upon his abs,

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which I didn't know that he had,

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the mustache,

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the hair,

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the body hair.

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I mean, come on.

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Daniel playing Weird Al is
really intensifying the crush.

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I wasn't prepared for that
attraction and fire in me.

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I think it's maybe like the perv stash

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and this porno, Jewfro of curls

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that kind of bounce as he moves.

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I don't think I thought I
had a crush on Weird Al,

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but now, looking back, like, those curls!

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I think there's something to him.