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- Our video lead, Dan,
just handed us an iPad

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with a car we have not seen before.

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We're about to debate it.

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- [Announcer] You're
watching "Jalopinons."

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- Okay. Nah.

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- I mean it's red. It's got no roof.

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- I fuck with this.

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Cadillac Allante. I love
when cars are so dumb

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that it takes two countries to make them.

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- What makes you say it's so dumb?

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It looks kind of-

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- Oh, cause it's-
- Inoffensive.

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- Well 'cause it's a
knock off Mercedes SL.

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That's all it is.

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But in the best, most American way

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'cause it has more chrome on it.

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The more chrome, the more expensive,

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that's why I like Escalades so much.

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But this is good and not bad,

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despite the fact that it's terrible.

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This is as flashy as it gets

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in the most flashy era of America

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which was the late '80s.

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- Okay.

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(upbeat funk music)

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(car whooshing)

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(shutter whirring)

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- It's sort of toeing a line.

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where it's trying to be flashy.

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- Man, it's designed by Pininfarina.

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- [Owen] Oh wow.

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- The Italians and the
Americans got together

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and God bless them for it.

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(grungy rock music)