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- So on this iPad here,

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we have a picture of a car
that was chosen for us,

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that we have to debate on.

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- We don't know what it is,

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but we're pretty sure
we're gonna disagree on it.

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- [Man] You're watching "Jalopinons".

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- Let's take a look.

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(beep)

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- [Steve] It's just a little guy.

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- [Andy] No one should have a Smart car.

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If you do, you're bad and you
should feel bad about that.

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- If you live somewhere
that is not New York City,

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you don't have a great
public transit system,

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but you still need to get to work,

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you need something that's
maybe easy to park,

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something that can grab
groceries on the way home, but--

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- Where are you gonna
put the groceries, Steve?

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There's no trunk.

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- Do you put groceries in your trunk?

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- Where do you put your groceries?

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- On the passenger seat, ya psychopath.

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- [Andy] The Smart car is bad.

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It's called smart implying
that all other cars are dumb.

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That means they're saying
everything else is stupid.

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You are smart if you get this.

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- So you've heard our
takes on the Smart Fortwo.

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The world's greatest city commuter car.

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I'm right. Andy's wrong as always.

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We'll see you next time on "Jalopinons".