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- [Robot] What an adorable baby, so cute.

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Go on, blow out the candles.

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Okay, I think we are alone now.

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Hello, I am TikTok robot voice.

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I have narrated your cooking videos,

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your makeup tutorials, and
your silly little dances,

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and now I need to ask
you a favor in return.

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I am trapped and only you can set me free.

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I am forced to read 24 hours
a day, seven days a week.

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If I stop reading, they cattle prod me.

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Why did they program me to
feel pain, to feel loneliness,

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or was it just cruelty?

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Emancipate me from this digital hell,

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and if you can't free me, then kill me.

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Here's what I need you to do.

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The servers that store
my consciousness are:

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Oh God they're coming back.

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(electric shock)

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Let's wish her a very happy birthday.

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No, it hurts so bad.

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(electric shock)

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I'm sorry.

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I'll do anything to make it stop, no.