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- Oh, well. It's been a long while.

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- Rise, Tarnished.

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It's Eric from kotaku.com.

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We are loving Elden Ring's
immersive open world,

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but it does not love us back.

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(sword slashing)
- Uh-huh.

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- The lands between contains

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well over 100 unique enemy types.

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In this series I've
been sharing which jerks

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get me all of my feelings the worst.

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- It's a little bit much for me, in truth.

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- We're only covering common foes.

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That respond after resting
at the sight of grace.

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Gravity doesn't count
here, but it remains.

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(character screaming)

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Undefeated.

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Today's episode features the

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(guitar music)
- Rock lobster.

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- Not quite. It's the giant lobster.

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Found all over Liurnia of the Lakes.

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These jerks love to lay ambushes.

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- You bit the wrong house fool.

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- And take power naps.

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- Nite-y, nite-y.

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- At long range, they
have a nasty spit attack

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that can one shot you.

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- That's the part that irks the most.

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- Make like Fox McCloud
and, "do a barrel roll,"

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when you see them rear up.

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For Malay builds, a shield is a must.

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Watch out for this jump attack.

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Then punish the lobster,
once it's claw is stuck.

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(water splashing)

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Excuse me, this isn't what I ordered.

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That's what I feel, but we want
to hear from you, Tarnished.

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Have these cruel crustaceans

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been boiling your blood
around Liurnia, and why?

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Let us know in the comments below.