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- Hello, I'm Life Hackers',
food editor, Claire Lower.

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And today I'm gonna show
you how I take a bath

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because that's one of the few things

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that's bringing me joy
and keeping me calm.

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And I also just do

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whatever the video
department tells me to do.

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(gentle music)

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My cat just walked in.

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(record scratches)

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Hello.
(cat meows)

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(sine tone)

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So one of the most important
things about a bath

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is you need bubbles.

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So I use a lot of bath bombs,

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but today I'm going to be
using Dr. Teal's foaming bath.

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That smells really good.

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This one smells like ginger,

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and it's got some Epsom salts

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which I've been told is good for my back.

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(gentle music)

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Once you have bubbles, you
need to create ambience.

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We'll do that by lighting candles.

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I like this bath tray because it comes

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with a built in candle
holder, which is just absurd.

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But you know, why have just one candle

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when you can have many?

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Other bath time necessities
include this pillow.

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And it's not like one of those
inflatable ones it's cushy.

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Cause the inflatable ones suck.

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And then another thing is one
of these little drain guards.

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You can fill the bath as deep as you want,

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and submerge both your
knees and your tits,

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to me is important.

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All right, now I'm actually
getting into the bath.

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Finally, after all that preparation.

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So let's see, what else do we have here?

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We have things that bring me joy.

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We've got an alcoholic beverage

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and also we have a non-alcoholic beverage.

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You need both.

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Water would be good,
I'm not about that life.

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Maybe you wanna smoke something?

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Maybe you wanna smoke a clove cigarette

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cause you're a dirt bag.

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And then another thing you're
gonna want is a hand towel

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cause your hands will get wet

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and if you're reading something
or playing with your phone,

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you're gonna wanna dry them.

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I also sometimes bring my laptop
in so I can listen to music

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or watch a movie.

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I have a couple of playlists, but to me,

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the perfect bath time album
is Avalon by Roxy Music.

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And then, you know, just chill.

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Enjoy your alcoholic beverage.

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Enjoy your non-alcoholic beverage.

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Smoke your cloves cigarette
if you're emotionally stunted.

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All right, thanks for bathing with me.

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I will see you guys later.

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I'm sure I won't regret this.

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♪ Avalon ♪

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♪ Ooh ooh oh oh oh ♪

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Posting a video on the internet,
drinking in the bathtub.