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- We realize, Medieval World exists.

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And not only that,

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David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
are apparently tech guys in it.

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With a "Game of Thrones" dragon.

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Fuck you Benioff, fuck you Weiss,

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and fuck you to that dragon.

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Do not screw up "Westworld"

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the way you screwed up "Game of Thrones".

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(folk music guitar riff)

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In the last episode, Dolores
is in the real world,

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in an effort to get control
of the giant computer brain.

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Episode two starts with
Maeve in War World.

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She runs into Hector,

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the hot guy she was making
out with in last season.

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Maeve tries to convince Hector

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to run away with her.

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- This world wasn't meant for us.

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- Hector is hot but dumb, unfortunately.

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She runs into Lee Sizemore,
who we thought was dead.

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Oh guess what, he is dead.

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He's a host.

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Maeve is like, guess what,
it's all a simulation.

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- None of it is real.

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- Maeve realizes that her
brain is actually in a lab,

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reprograms a drone to rescue her brain.

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Drone gets shut down.

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Serac puts her back in
her original host body,

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and then is like, "You need
to help me kill Dolores."

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She's like, "Fuck you!"

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Serac is like, "P.S. you
actually don't control yourself."

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Which is really fucked up,

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because it's a man controlling her,

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which she never ever wanted.

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And B, this motherfucker's French.

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Meanwhile, Bernard meets up with Stubbs,

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the lesser Hemsworth.

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Bernard goes back to West World,

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he plugs that thing into his arm.

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Stubbs is like, "I'm trying to protect you

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"from all these West World assholes."

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The main conspiracies we have here,

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are a, that Benioff and Weiss
are gonna fuck up "Westworld"

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as much as they fucked
up "Game of Thrones".

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Maybe Dolores is inside Bernard,

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which is deeply possible.

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And then also that maybe
Aaron Paul is a host,

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and that maybe Maeve is gonna end up

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making out with Tessa Thompson.

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Please join us next week

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in the special, self-isolation version

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of "Westworld Conspiracy Corner".

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(dramatic music)