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- I embrace my body.

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I'm cute, okay.

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And I'm healthy.

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That's a big thing, you wanna be healthy.

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Whatever size you are,
you need to be healthy

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'cause the zombies are comin',
you need to be able to run.

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(upbeat music)

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Let's talk big dick energy.

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What is big dick energy?

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That's all everybody wanna know.

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What's big dick energy?

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Just imagine if you're laying right,

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and you're doin' a shavasana

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and you're inhaling
all the positive energy

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and you're feelin' confident and good.

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That's what big dick energy is.

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You can stand up, walk around
and be like I know who I am.

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I don't need to prove anything.

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I am centered, I am grounded,

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my chakras are aligned.

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I'm giving you big dick energy.

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That's confidence.

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That's all that really is.

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When I first started
writing Fuck Your Diet,

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honestly, it was for me.

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It's a collection of funny essays

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about my experience with
body image and body weight.

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You don't realize the
baggage that you carry

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when you're labeled big or
overweight or fat or chunky

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and I think the idea of
striving for the perfect body

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is just extinct.

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And we need to understand

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that we are all beautiful in our own way,

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and if you don't like something
about yourself, change it,

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but change it for you, not for society.

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There's other life lessons that I give

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like you should always have sex

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with your clothes all the way off.

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Like they want you, so
what are you hiding?

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The t-shirt's not foolin' anybody, honey.

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He saw them rolls and he still
wanted to beat them cheeks.

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Just embrace it.

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If you wanna get down to the nitty gritty,

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you can also see who has big dick energy

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and who doesn't.

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So, if you wanna figure out
who has big dick energy,

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okay, this is what you look for.

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If you see somebody who always
wants to start a problem

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or who's ready to fight,

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that's little dick energy.

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They're trying to overcompensate.

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Big dick energy is at
the back of the room like

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oh, they about to fight?

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Let me get up outta here.

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That's big dick energy.

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Mind your business.

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Stay to yourself.

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Worry about yourself.

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And just let the confidence exude.

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Listen, it's gonna be hard,

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but you eventually will
find that inner confidence

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and it'll get bigger and bigger.

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Maybe like seven or eight inches,

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maybe nine or 10, and then you know what?

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You have big dick energy.