WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.150 --> 00:00:01.940 - They fell in love very quickly, 2 00:00:01.940 --> 00:00:03.480 but they did it all in the public eye, 3 00:00:03.480 --> 00:00:05.000 which is probably hell for them 4 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:08.110 but really fabulous for the rest of us who love mess 5 00:00:08.110 --> 00:00:10.710 or at least are just fascinated by this kind of, 6 00:00:10.710 --> 00:00:13.040 I don't even wanna say trainwreck, 'cause that feels rude, 7 00:00:13.040 --> 00:00:14.390 so I'll just say shit show. 8 00:00:14.390 --> 00:00:17.540 (upbeat music) 9 00:00:17.540 --> 00:00:19.530 It has been a very long year, 10 00:00:19.530 --> 00:00:21.510 but it has been an even longer decade, 11 00:00:21.510 --> 00:00:23.730 so Jezebel has decided to take a look back 12 00:00:23.730 --> 00:00:26.530 at the decade in celebrity breakups. 13 00:00:26.530 --> 00:00:30.740 Love is alive sometimes, but most often it is dead. 14 00:00:30.740 --> 00:00:33.500 - So the first break up that really shook the decade 15 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:36.980 was, of course, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, 16 00:00:36.980 --> 00:00:39.850 the OG Disney couple from "High School Musical." 17 00:00:39.850 --> 00:00:44.080 I just remember thinking this was the Justin Timberlake 18 00:00:44.080 --> 00:00:46.670 and Britney Spears of my time. 19 00:00:46.670 --> 00:00:49.300 Troy and Gabriella came out of the TV 20 00:00:49.300 --> 00:00:52.540 and I wanted a shaggy-haired boy of my own. 21 00:00:52.540 --> 00:00:55.940 - Heidi Klum and Seal got together in 2004. 22 00:00:55.940 --> 00:00:58.750 She was pregnant with her daughter 23 00:00:58.750 --> 00:01:02.040 by another man, Flavio Briatore. 24 00:01:02.040 --> 00:01:04.760 Don't know who that guy is, but good bye to that man. 25 00:01:04.760 --> 00:01:06.777 Then she met Seal and she was like, 26 00:01:06.777 --> 00:01:09.197 "Oh shit, you're wearing bike shorts. 27 00:01:09.197 --> 00:01:10.310 "I can see the D." 28 00:01:10.310 --> 00:01:11.380 And they got married, 29 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:14.330 began renewing their wedding vows every single year. 30 00:01:14.330 --> 00:01:16.620 They totally became that couple 31 00:01:16.620 --> 00:01:19.000 and their friends probably found them deeply annoying. 32 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.050 They did seem like they were gonna be together forever, 33 00:01:21.050 --> 00:01:24.360 which actually kind of goes to show that those couples 34 00:01:24.360 --> 00:01:27.070 who project their eternal love, 35 00:01:27.070 --> 00:01:29.530 it's not sustainable, I'm sorry. 36 00:01:29.530 --> 00:01:31.820 - When Gwyneth and Chris broke up, 37 00:01:31.820 --> 00:01:34.810 they didn't, like, break up, they consciously uncoupled. 38 00:01:34.810 --> 00:01:37.570 I think for a while in 2014 when they did break up, 39 00:01:37.570 --> 00:01:40.097 it was funny or cool to say, 40 00:01:40.097 --> 00:01:42.397 "I consciously uncoupled from this job. 41 00:01:42.397 --> 00:01:47.147 "I consciously uncoupled from that person on the subway 42 00:01:47.147 --> 00:01:49.580 "who smells weird and I don't wanna talk to them." 43 00:01:49.580 --> 00:01:52.800 It's nice that they gave us a way to talk about breaking up 44 00:01:52.800 --> 00:01:55.590 that is new agey and gross. 45 00:01:55.590 --> 00:01:58.010 - There can only be one Bennifer 46 00:01:58.010 --> 00:02:00.490 and it is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. 47 00:02:00.490 --> 00:02:04.080 But then, Ben decided to give it a go with another Jennifer, 48 00:02:04.080 --> 00:02:06.950 Jennifer Garner, Bennifer 2.0. 49 00:02:06.950 --> 00:02:09.050 Or, as I like to call them, Jaflac. 50 00:02:09.050 --> 00:02:10.590 They had a happy little family, 51 00:02:10.590 --> 00:02:12.750 as photographed by LA paparazzi. 52 00:02:12.750 --> 00:02:14.970 But then, in 2015, 53 00:02:14.970 --> 00:02:17.140 they announced that they were getting a divorce. 54 00:02:17.140 --> 00:02:21.250 More importantly is how Ben reacted to them breaking up, 55 00:02:21.250 --> 00:02:24.420 which is by getting a giant back tattoo. 56 00:02:24.420 --> 00:02:25.410 - It's like a-- 57 00:02:25.410 --> 00:02:27.470 - It's a phoenix, it's phoenix which-- 58 00:02:27.470 --> 00:02:28.690 - Rising from your ass. 59 00:02:28.690 --> 00:02:31.740 - The single most iconic divorced dad move 60 00:02:31.740 --> 00:02:33.740 that has even done. 61 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:35.540 - Brad and Angelina met 62 00:02:35.540 --> 00:02:37.760 while they were filming "Mr. & Mrs. Smith." 63 00:02:37.760 --> 00:02:39.890 At the time, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt 64 00:02:39.890 --> 00:02:41.020 were still married. 65 00:02:41.020 --> 00:02:42.610 There was a lot of painting of Angelina 66 00:02:42.610 --> 00:02:46.670 as this person who stole Brad away from Jennifer Aniston. 67 00:02:46.670 --> 00:02:50.500 Brangelia, to me, was like the second coming of Bennifer. 68 00:02:50.500 --> 00:02:52.310 It was just kind of like this perfect pairing 69 00:02:52.310 --> 00:02:54.760 of two super high-profile stars. 70 00:02:54.760 --> 00:02:58.940 I think when Angelina filed for divorce in 2016 71 00:02:58.940 --> 00:03:00.650 people kind of saw it coming 72 00:03:00.650 --> 00:03:04.330 because there were reports about them being on the rocks. 73 00:03:04.330 --> 00:03:06.000 There was still kind of like a sense 74 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:07.920 that they would stay together for the family 75 00:03:07.920 --> 00:03:09.980 and that it was kind of like these two big stars 76 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:13.823 who kind of had a Hollywood contract-type relationship. 77 00:03:14.810 --> 00:03:18.020 - Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus, 78 00:03:18.020 --> 00:03:21.010 former Hannah Montana, current whatever, 79 00:03:21.010 --> 00:03:23.350 they've been dating on and off for the entire decade, 80 00:03:23.350 --> 00:03:25.200 which is a feat in and of itself. 81 00:03:25.200 --> 00:03:29.340 They got married in a secret wedding in December of 2018, 82 00:03:29.340 --> 00:03:30.520 but the announcement of the divorce, 83 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:34.030 which was issued by Miley really caught Liam off-guard. 84 00:03:34.030 --> 00:03:35.820 It would be fun if they got back together 85 00:03:35.820 --> 00:03:38.560 because maybe Miley will move to Australia 86 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:40.050 and do what I've been asking, 87 00:03:40.050 --> 00:03:45.050 which is make a country covers album of old country music 88 00:03:45.050 --> 00:03:48.220 and Liam can, again, surf some more 89 00:03:48.220 --> 00:03:51.130 and they can live on a ranch and do what I imagine 90 00:03:51.130 --> 00:03:53.610 Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban wish they could do. 91 00:03:53.610 --> 00:03:56.330 - For me, it's like, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, 92 00:03:56.330 --> 00:03:57.460 Barack and Michelle. 93 00:03:57.460 --> 00:03:58.880 If those couples broke up, 94 00:03:58.880 --> 00:04:01.063 it would be like, "The world is over."