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- Wrinkle releaser is supposed to be

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like an iron in a bottle.

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Let's try it out.

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Let's just douse it.

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Now we're gonna stretch every bit of it

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to try to get the wrinkles out

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and now my hands are wet

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and they smell pleasantly of Febreze.

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The collar's still pretty bad.

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We're less wrinkly in the sleeves.

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I don't like that I now have to wait

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another who knows how long

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just 'cause I got a little
happy with the spray bottle.

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I like that it's basically
two steps, spray, tug,

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unless you count setting it to hang,

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which really I thought we would avoid

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having to wait for anything.

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On effectiveness, out of five,

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I'd say this is maybe a three?

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Maybe a two.

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I love this method.

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It's the method where
you just take some books

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and you sit 'em on the
shirt and you leave it.

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The downside is unless
you've got a lot of books

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and a lot of room,

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you kind of have to
pick a part of the shirt

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that you want flattened.

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But a lot of the time,

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I only need to smooth out
the collar or a sleeve,

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so let's do that.

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You're gonna kinda want to
get as much weight as you can

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on top of this and you leave it.

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I don't know how long

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but, y'know, I can get back
to playing games on my phone.

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This is a classic lazy method.

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While you're taking a
shower, hang the shirt up

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as close as you can to all the steam.

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You want the steam as direct as possible.

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Now if you're not showering
while you're doing this,

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this is incredibly wasteful.

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Let's leave this five, ten minutes.

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See how it does.

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Yeah, I don't really
think this did anything.

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I don't think I could've gotten it

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steamy enough to do anything

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while still surviving a shower inside.

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I have to rate this a zero.

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A one?

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What's the lowest out of five?

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I have to rate whatever the lowest is

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I'm allowed to rate it.

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The dryer method requires a
damp towel or some ice cubes.

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Some people just dampen the shirt.

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The point is to get a
little water in there

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to help steam as you
throw it in the dryer.

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Towel.

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Shirt.

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This one works especially
well if you get high first.

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(voice echoing) It's like
your clothes are fighting.

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All right.

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It's warm.

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It's cozy.

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Even if it doesn't get
smoother, that's already a win.

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This took maybe 10 minutes and, uh,

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I think it did an okay job.

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I didn't have to have
any special equipment

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but I did have to walk all
the way down to the dryer.

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If you've got to
pay to dry your clothes,

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that's not great to do
it for just one shirt.

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I would rate the effectiveness
at maybe a three.

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3.1 'cause my shirt's warm.

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Let's see how the book method did.

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Put as much weight on it as I could.

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Tried to really flatten it out.

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And nothing.

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It took so long to do this,

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even if I could go do other things,

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that if I had to repeat it
on every part of the shirt,

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that would take forever
and most of the time,

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I don't realize that I
need to de-wrinkle my shirt

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until it's like 15 minutes
before I need to leave.

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So I rate this

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maybe a one?

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I feel like it maybe did
a little bit of smoothing,

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but I'm just lowering my standards.

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We're gonna try probably
what we should've tried

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in the first place, which is ironing.

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After all the other things
we've done to this shirt,

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ironing doesn't sound like so much work.

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If you don't have an ironing board,

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you know you can just use
a towel on top of a table.

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So while editing and my performance

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is making this look quick and easy,

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(steam hissing)

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this takes, God, maybe 10 minutes.

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Why bother ironing this part
if I'm gonna tuck the shirt in?

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Despite having to get stuff out,

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despite having to pay attention to things

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and do a little housework,
I would rate this a four.

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It's not perfectly unwrinkled.

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There's no five-star way for me

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to get the wrinkles
out of this shirt.

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I could pay someone else to

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and just maybe take it to the dry cleaner

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and have them clean and press it.

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Then I'd have to work to earn the money

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and that's not the lazy way.

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It turns out the best
way to press a shirt,

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even for a lazy person, was to, y'know,

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press it with an iron,
like you're supposed to do.

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I look so unwrinkled, I
could even go to work.

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That's the--