WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.624 --> 00:00:03.008 - Just yesterday Barack Obama was reelected 2 00:00:03.008 --> 00:00:05.905 to a second term as president but that doesn't mean 3 00:00:05.905 --> 00:00:08.056 it's too early to start looking ahead 4 00:00:08.056 --> 00:00:10.927 at potential GOP candidates for 2016. 5 00:00:10.927 --> 00:00:13.298 Some experts say a front-runner 6 00:00:13.298 --> 00:00:15.061 has already emerged in the form 7 00:00:15.061 --> 00:00:17.311 of the shrieking white hot sphere of pure rage. 8 00:00:17.311 --> 00:00:18.815 The sphere seen here decimating homes 9 00:00:18.815 --> 00:00:21.737 in a small Maryland town is testing through the roof 10 00:00:21.737 --> 00:00:23.641 with conservatives who are disappointed 11 00:00:23.641 --> 00:00:25.160 with Obama's victory last night. 12 00:00:25.160 --> 00:00:28.207 Jason Copeland, why is this thing so popular? 13 00:00:28.207 --> 00:00:30.773 - Well Andrea look this screaming orb just might be 14 00:00:30.773 --> 00:00:32.625 the only one who really taps into 15 00:00:32.625 --> 00:00:34.541 the deep seated seething fury felt 16 00:00:34.541 --> 00:00:36.880 by so many Republicans right now 17 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:38.225 - [Andrea] That's true - This thing is young, 18 00:00:38.225 --> 00:00:39.300 it's exciting, - [Andrea] Right. 19 00:00:39.300 --> 00:00:40.869 - It feeds off fear and terror, 20 00:00:40.869 --> 00:00:43.163 it's no wonder conservatives are raving about it. 21 00:00:43.163 --> 00:00:46.443 - Mitt Romney just didn't get me fired up enough to vote, 22 00:00:46.443 --> 00:00:49.281 but that sphere of anger really speaks to me. 23 00:00:49.281 --> 00:00:51.884 Usually through my television or in my nightmares. 24 00:00:51.884 --> 00:00:54.273 It's got me building this hive. 25 00:00:54.273 --> 00:00:56.937 - Now we know the thing is popular but does 26 00:00:56.937 --> 00:00:59.349 this rage sphere actually want to run for president? 27 00:00:59.349 --> 00:01:01.294 - Well Andrea it hasn't said no. 28 00:01:01.294 --> 00:01:03.027 I mean when interviewed the howling conservative 29 00:01:03.027 --> 00:01:04.850 plasma orb reportedly said, quote, 30 00:01:04.850 --> 00:01:07.644 "(A loud whirring sound, some unintelligible shrieks), 31 00:01:07.644 --> 00:01:10.481 bow before me, (more piercing, violent shrieks) 32 00:01:10.481 --> 00:01:12.818 Guns. Not our America" and then 33 00:01:12.818 --> 00:01:15.026 it just repeated faggots at a deafening pitch 34 00:01:15.026 --> 00:01:17.539 for hours and hours. - Okay but that sounds 35 00:01:17.539 --> 00:01:18.969 pretty non committal Jason. - [Jason] Well that's right, 36 00:01:18.969 --> 00:01:20.329 I mean look, you know, if Republicans want 37 00:01:20.329 --> 00:01:21.695 this thing to run they're gonna have 38 00:01:21.695 --> 00:01:23.545 to find some way to trap it, communicate 39 00:01:23.545 --> 00:01:24.584 with it. - Absolutely. 40 00:01:24.584 --> 00:01:25.871 - Steer it in the right direction. 41 00:01:25.871 --> 00:01:27.817 Some conservative leaders have already begun 42 00:01:27.817 --> 00:01:30.098 offering sacrifices of virgins - [Andrea] Okay 43 00:01:30.098 --> 00:01:31.825 - [Jason] And livestock which is a good 44 00:01:31.825 --> 00:01:32.992 first step obviously. 45 00:01:32.992 --> 00:01:34.963 - [Andrea] Jason, we are getting some 46 00:01:34.963 --> 00:01:36.618 breaking news right now that the sphere 47 00:01:36.618 --> 00:01:38.649 is making further political inroads. 48 00:01:38.649 --> 00:01:40.927 Apparently Senator Richard Burr 49 00:01:40.927 --> 00:01:43.605 of North Carolina has just an hour ago 50 00:01:43.605 --> 00:01:45.212 resigned his seat in the senate, 51 00:01:45.212 --> 00:01:46.960 - [Jason] Wow. - to the beast. 52 00:01:46.960 --> 00:01:49.039 In an official statement that we have here 53 00:01:49.039 --> 00:01:51.050 Burr said, quote, "It will do better 54 00:01:51.050 --> 00:01:53.100 than I ever could. Nowhere to run. 55 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:55.753 Lead me to my end, I am worthless. It owns us." That's 56 00:01:55.753 --> 00:01:57.167 a quote Jason. - [Jason] Wow, big development 57 00:01:57.167 --> 00:01:58.632 there. - So grows the orb, 58 00:01:58.632 --> 00:02:00.778 now Jason, is it too soon to speculate 59 00:02:00.778 --> 00:02:03.308 as to who the sphere might pick as it's running mate? 60 00:02:03.308 --> 00:02:05.537 - Well I can't see the sphere picking anyone 61 00:02:05.537 --> 00:02:07.568 other than the dark ominous cloud of racism 62 00:02:07.568 --> 00:02:09.470 that the Republicans love so much. 63 00:02:09.470 --> 00:02:12.264 - Right I mean it's been around for years it has experience. 64 00:02:12.264 --> 00:02:14.256 - And if the party gets serious about its ground game 65 00:02:14.256 --> 00:02:15.505 in Iowa and the maelstrom is able 66 00:02:15.505 --> 00:02:17.280 to maintain cohesion without exploding 67 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:18.619 and exterminating life on this planet 68 00:02:18.619 --> 00:02:19.544 I think we can expect the announcement of a 69 00:02:19.544 --> 00:02:21.553 White Hot Sphere, Horrible Lurking Fog 70 00:02:21.553 --> 00:02:23.921 ticket as early as Christmas 2015. 71 00:02:23.921 --> 00:02:25.062 - Thank you Jason - Thanks Andrea 72 00:02:25.062 --> 00:02:27.050 - Later in the hour we'll take an in depth look 73 00:02:27.050 --> 00:02:29.607 at some early front-runners for the Democrats 74 00:02:29.607 --> 00:02:31.464 including Joe Biden, Martin O'Malley, 75 00:02:31.464 --> 00:02:34.714 and the magical ark of empty promises.