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- It's insane, like if they make a cake

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and your face is on it, you can't be like,

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"I'm not gonna eat cake."
(laughing)

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Well, I got through phases
where I'm relatively

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disciplined, but that being
said, in certain cities,

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you know, I can't really fight it.

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Kansas City is a great barbecue city,

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but you can also find great barbecue

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in Atlanta, and in Charlotte, and Raleigh,

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but with deep dish or Italian beef,

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it's pretty much you get it in Chicago.

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And so, yeah, how do I deal with it?

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I usually try and limit how
much I eat before the show,

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but after the show, that's
how I reward myself,

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(laughing)
I'm like, well, you know,

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I'm here, I deserve
half a deep dish pizza.

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- It's never like, I'm one guy,

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you left me 12 donuts backstage,

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what am I gonna do with all these donuts?

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- Yeah, I mean, well some of it is,

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the donut thing has slowed
down a lot, which is great.

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I mean, with the exception of Portland,

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because Voodoo Donuts, and
now they're kind of like

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all over the Northwest,
and so you'll be in Denver

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and there'll be one of those pink boxes.

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I don't know, it's like, it depends.

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Sometimes I'll pig out,
but sometimes I'll try

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and be like, alright, I
gotta not eat this huge

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Hershey chocolate bar that's
five pounds, or 50 pounds.