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- [Narrator] A tape
intercepted today by the CIA

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revealed that newly
recruited Al Qaeda operatives

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are, quote, already sick
and tired of listening to

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senior terrorists brag
about the 911 attacks.

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(speaking in foreign language)

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(speaking in foreign language)

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(speaking in foreign language)

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(speaking in foreign language)

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