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- Hi this is Thundercat.

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And I have $20, and I'm gonna
buy records for somebody.

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I dunno who, but I'mma buy 'em.

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("Them Changes" by Thundercat)

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Okay well first, I bought her a ...

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I bought her an MC Hammer doll.

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I think she would buy
MC Hammer's first album.

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She seems like she had a flat-top

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at some point, too, so

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this one's for you, Hillary.

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This is MC Hammer's struggle outfit.

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Now tell him how much
that outfit cost for him.

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I also bought you The Many Faces of Roger

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because I'm sure, you know, your husband

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forces you to listen to funk music

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against your will anyway.

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But besides that, this is
very essential for anybody.

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If you still enjoy
hearing Bill honk the horn

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throughout the house, this'll definitely

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get him to pull the horn out.

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And maybe you'll honk his horn, I mean,

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one of the two, I don't know.

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But this face says it all right here, so.

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(laughs)

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("Them Changes" by Thundercat)