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- Here I am with my sister Shaina Travis.

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We are going to remember some guys,

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but instead of sports men and women,

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we will be remembering-

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- An icon.

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- Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

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- These cards game out in 1999.

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- How old were you in 1999?

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- Eight years old.

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- And I was, yep okay cool.

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- How old were you?

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(laughter)

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(music)

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- What's this?

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Wha?! (laughter)

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- Creme de la creme, I got this.

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This is from the "Just Desserts" episode,

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and this is when Sabrina
feels like she's not

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getting enough recognition,
so she conjures a spell,

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a Just Desserts spell,
and she eats a little bite

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and the next day people are like,

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"Oh my god, Sabrina, we love you."

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And then she gets such a big head

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and she eats the whole cake.

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And so the whole episode
is people just like

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- (laughter)

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- putting on praise, and
this is the Sabrina Awards,

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where she wins everything.

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And then she has to eat humble pie

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at the end to come back down.

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- Fuck, she got like all of it.

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- Clocked.

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- You put your face away.

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- Not sure what's happening here.

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- This is Aunt Zelda
and that's Aunt Hilda,

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and this is when they were captured.

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I think this is the episode
when Sabrina was being

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sought after by that little troll man.

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- (laughter)

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- No, no, that is what he was called.

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We can cut that out, but he was.

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Am I right?

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- You are.

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- Ah, yes!

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She was being sought after
by I forgot his name.

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- This says, "After
reciting an incantation,

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Sabrina misplaces an
antique rug that belongs

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to her aunts Hilda and Zelda."

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- Damn.

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- "To help find the rug,
she creates a new spell.

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The spell unfortunately
causes Hilda and Zelda

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to be transported back
to a medieval castle,

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where Zelda is confronted
by a resentful ex-boyfriend

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who is in possession of her aunt's rug

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and to make matters worse, kidnaps them."

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- Her ex-boyfriend is Penn and Teller.

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- Wow.

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- Yeah, it was Teller,
whoever the taller guy

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with the glasses is.

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- Yeah.

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- Teller, the one who spoke,
that was her ex-boyfriend.

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He was also on the Witches Council.

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- (laughter) Um.

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Cool.

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- I did mashup seven episodes.

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- You just gave me a season.

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(laughter)

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- There he is!

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That guy.

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- You're yelling so much.

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- This is when he blackmails her.

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He blackmails her somehow, I forget.

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- Mmm. Do you want to know his name?

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- What is his name?

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- Roland.

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- Roland, he was a detective one time,

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he was a prince one time.

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- He wears many hats,
he has a lot of utility.

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"After being paired up as
husband and wife teams at school,

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Sabrina gets jealous that
Harvey is paired up with Libby.

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She hires Detective Roland to spy on them.

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His fee, one minute of hand
holding, seems excessive."

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(laughter)

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I don't know what this is,

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I don't know what the
fuck's happening here.

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Do you?

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- No.

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- (gasp)

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- Yes.

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- (laughter)

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Why did you cheat?

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- She has a wart.

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- No! Eat the gum.

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Yesss.

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- First meal of the day. 

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(laughter)

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That is a look.

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- It is a look.

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- This is from a later season,

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I can say that with full certainty.

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- You can hold it, but
don't look at the back,

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since you cheated the last time.

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- This is definitely one
of the holiday episodes.

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It has to be, from the
setting and everything.

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But I'm trying to think of the
ones where there's a holiday.

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- Okay, okay, I'm watching you,

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I'm watching an expert at work here.

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An idiot savant. (laughter)

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Just kidding.

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What the fuck?

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Shaina!

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I let you hold the card and
said don't turn the card around

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and then what did you do?

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- Turned the card around.

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- So you.

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- But she does go to a club.

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- She's at The Cauldron,

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which is the realm's
coolest club, apparently.

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Her aunts erase everyone's
memory except for Salem-

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- Ooo, love. An icon.

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- Memory is only restored when Sabrina

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regains the holiday
spirit, so she was grumpy.

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- She was the Grinch.

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- But she was wearing this
Whitney Houston inspired-

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- Such a good outfit.

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- OK.

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- You're gonna choke.

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- This is Roland! And this is the episode

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where she gets captured!

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(laughter)

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- You're screaming!

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(groaning)

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Shai- Chew your food!
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- She is put up in a Rapunzel-style tower.

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- I'm so mad, it's true.

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- Because it's true!

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- "After casting a Find
spell, a troll named Roland

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finds Sabrina lost biology
notebook and as a reward,

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he has claimed Sabrina's hand in marriage.

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Roland tricks her into
following him to his castle

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where she will be forever trapped.

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She can only leave the castle if a prince

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she desires rescues her."

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- And it was Harvey, the aunts-

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- Obviously it was fricking Harvey.

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- -did a spell.

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And he went into the other realm.

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He didn't remember a thing, of course.

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- I'm so mad that you really
do remember all of these guys.

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Like a lot of them.
I don't know what you win.

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Pride.

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Joy.

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- A hug from my sister?

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- You're so stupid.

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(music)