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- So, a recent trend
in the restaurant world

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has been putting 24
karat gold on anything.

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So here, at Deadspin,

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we are gonna put some gold on some food

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and see if we, this
lovely group right here,

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can distinguish food with
gold and just regular food.

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We're gonna have our blindfolds,
be blindfolded obviously,

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we're gonna initiate.

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- Um, here's a question I should've asked

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before agreeing to do this video,

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can you eat gold, like
is it okay to eat gold?

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Can you get gold poisoning?

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Does anyone know?

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- This is so good.

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This one has gold. You know why?

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It keeps getting stuck all over my lips.

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I didn't try the other one.

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- I definitely think they
taste exactly the same,

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but they feel differently,
and I don't know which one,

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'cause I haven't had a Shake
Shack burger in a while.

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- This one has gold.

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- I think this one has the gold on it,

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but I also thought this
one had the gold on it,

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but after eating this one,

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I was like, oh no, that's
definitely where the gold is.

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- I'm gonna go with this one has the gold,

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I don't know I'll try to push it forward,

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I think this one has the gold.

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- I couldn't tell a single
difference in the taste,

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it was all about the texture and yeah,

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I think I got it wrong.

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Sushi, okay.

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- Ew.

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- So how much gold are we talking,

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is like the whole thing covered in gold?

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Is there a little gold around the rice?

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- Oh, I don't know,

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but I definitely felt something that time.

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I'm confident. I'm going with this one.

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I think, again, it's the texture for me,

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like you can tell when it kinda breaks up.

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- This one is a guess,
I'm gonna say that one,

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but just 'cause I finished all of this.

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- Yeah I also have absolutely
no idea, so I'm gonna guess.

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- Wow, okay, so now you
guys are making me feel bad

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that I was like so confident.

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As soon as I took a bite, I was
like yeah this felt like it.

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- This one just all tastes the same.

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- I had a glazed doughnut yesterday.

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Did not have gold on it though.

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- I think, I can't tell if that was like

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frosting or gold.

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There's a hardness to the
glaze that feels like metal.

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- Gonna go with this one.

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- Yeah, that's what I'm guessing.

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- I'm really enjoying these doughnuts,

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just one more.

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This is just another guess.

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- [Jon] This one feels like
the biggest guess so far.

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- That one, 'cause its
already got shit all over it

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'cause of what you all were saying.

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- Really gotta dig deep
to test for that gold.

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- This one I have no idea.

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- [Jon] I have literally no idea.

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- Ah, it's this one, it's this one.

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- Ah, brain freeze.

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- Yup, that's the gold.

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- It's the gold cutting the
blood vessels in my brain.

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- Yeah this one though,

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complete shot in the dark, I think for me.

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- Yes!

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- Wow!

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- Okay, I'll take it.

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- Oh my goodness!

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I really got four out of four?

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- The gold did not negatively
impact any of the dishes.

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- No.

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- But it also didn't really add anything.

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- It is just a look thing,
you know what I mean,

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get your photos and eat.

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- Fucking Instagram food.

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- Damn that was good though.