This man genuinely would not give a shit if a woman didn't remove her body hair. It's only fair (I don't remove mine.)

She offers a similar opportunity to men, asking them to shave from the neck down for the semester.

Walmart doesn't have any brake lights. Tail lights? Yes, but no brake lights.

He's used to her crap.

It sure is a good thing his wife and children cannot read.

I would totally vote for that ticket.

I don't know. $4,200,000,000,000,000,000 seems kinda high.

I've never heard that argument. My manual transmission makes me more engaged. The person you responded to said manual transmissions bring more driver involvement. You're arguing against some 'responsibility' strawman.

I think the flaw in your argument is that you are clearly an irresponsible driver.

Humanity is for those who obey.

Spying on the rest of the world is what the NSA does. I was only outraged when they were spying on me.

Disagree. We met in the middle, but it was moving much faster than I.

I made no mention of that out of the shear obviousness of it (you being the exception.)

I vow to dominate our new competition. Rest easy, Big Bang Theory. Look out, Bang Bus!"

After a moderate head on collision, the bulk of my injuries were airbag related. Sprained ankle (the one that was firmly pressed to the brake pedal), distinct bruises where the seatbelt detained me, and overall bruising from where the airbag smacked me.

I look forward to the first Roomba cow shark videos.

Furrin' names. Like Chevrolet.

Actually, I was the guy calling bullshit on this video. You saw what you wanted (discuss it with your therapist.)

You're a riot. First you pretend company greed is the customer's fault. Then you pretend you have a nuanced world view while basing your argument on an over-the-top strawman argument.

So you are, in fact, the guy who defends greedy corporations. Understood.