I'd rather have $1,500 in my plain bag than a $1,500 designer bag filled with credit card bills.

It was weak... weak and pointless...

Money.

When people say they don't like something... LISTEN!

Am I the only one that believes that rap music should actually have some music in it?

The bugs are IN your couch. Watch out.

I can't comprehend people's obsession with Breakfast in Bed.

Dear UW Police... please explain this story...

The attitude of "it can't happen to me" is the wrong attitude. The right attitude is "I won't let it happen to me!"

Here... have a cookie...

Serious question: Why do certain groups obsess over abortions? It's fairly clear that some people want any... and every... baby to be BORN, goddamit!

Im still unclear if the young woman is offered any form of of legal help during this batshit court procedure....

I would LOVE to see that lawyer's busines card!

;'(

HAHAHA! Hahahahahaha! Hahahahahhhhhhhaahhahaaaaaa! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhahahahahahaha! Hahahahuh..huhh..ohhh... hehhh.

The sperm bank needs to be penalized for their oversight. To me it's less about race and more about the icky-ness of pouring unrequested sperm all over a paying customer's gametes. Eww.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA+

Nope. Too contrived.