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Even though I haven’t visited either state (yet!) it feels like Indiana—more than Texas— is an inverse of California

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Don’t overthink it, fam- he just found some of his parents’ old Style Council LP’s and thought: why not?

I would love to see the gender composition of “the researchers”

It’s funny because the conservatives have a martyr complex, and everyone else wants to see them... um...err...silenced

This is exactly what you get when we don’t have a general topics blog platform to comment upon 🤷🏼‍♂️

+1 Taco Tuuueesdaaaay!!™️

Send them back to Oakland- Go Bolts!

The numbers are right; it’s the words that are wrong. 

Welcome to the party, pal

Was it really a transcript tho

Tomsula Gumbo 1.5/1

Gaze upon your true unionless future, gig economy dreamers. Only it won’t be classy and fun Dame Helen Mirren- it will be some entitled nudnik half your age, and quintuple your salary who knows he’s funny because his direct reports laugh at all his “jokes” and he has no idea.

“Trump 45-Trump 45- Treason 2020! hut, hut, hike!” also other football jokes haha anyway...will stick to sports moving forward, sorry...

Especially without a human wall of O-line

Yes but fortunately for the second amendment patriots the bad guys were allowed to buy freedom guns for so long, too- they could outshoot the police so the police need to be able to one up them at any given moment because defending our way of life is everything Greta Thunberg and her army of six year olds hates with

Dear white people (of whom I am one),

I can’t wait until we adopt his plan to solve the problem of children without parents. 

I, too, have those same interests