People who can afford to go to Nevada for legalized sexual gratification but choose to stay home and ruin lives have no excuse.

Privilege: is it nature, nurture or Orajel?

Reaching all the way to the Cape of Good Hope for that one

Must’ve been awkward when it was only .6 :/

Who are they going to cast as a 24 year old Timothy McVeigh selling 2A bumperstickers to the rubes on the periphery of the conflagration?

“I’m Freddy Krueger, and I approve this message”

Didn’t two Jewish kids invent Superman?*

Finally, someone whose good at analogies

I believe it was Sam Jackson who pointed this very fact out to Thomas Jefferson in that sweltering June just prior to ratification some 250+ summers ago...

Is Puerto Rican food as good as Mexican food? If so, let ‘em in says I

Wow crisis actors have been around way longer than Alex Jones brilliantly proved

Now now- Jerry took a knee tonight too, so.

Did you get your precious photos?

“...goes the dynamite,” Her Majesty silently murmured, dismissing the thought almost before it was fully formed, quickly reminding herself that rising above such common — no, base — sentiment was why she was where she was, and for seemingly millennia, above it all like so much cream, thickening and clogging the…

“That’s the level of intellect this writer have.”

Then he had him go ahead and come in on Sunday.

Yes, all the soulful executives.

The user-contributed aspect of this makes it easy to perpetuate negative stereotypes that may or may not be true. The labels for each neighborhood are also pretty white-centric

...even two years from now, when “Big Rolls” Shkreli is just a fading bruise on the public consciousness.

Yakov Smirnoff shouting at TV box, ladies and gentlemen...thank you, Yakov...