Ruling: point, DPRK

Maybe if someone could get him to read Rich Juzwiak’s weighty (girthy?) reportage of gay sex parties in New York he would simply drop dead due to complications from conniption fits. Problem solved.

tl;dr Donald Trump got elected as president somehow, despite the hope we put in the common sense of the collective

“Xenu: clear me with the power of 1000 Thetans to deal with these Suppressive Persons and their lawyers.”

Wasn’t it a mystery at the time as to where and when the twins were born? Sure, it was later revealed to be in Los Angeles- but maybe that’s a cover story because they were born at a hurricane relief concert somewhere on the planet we just never heard about.

“It just fucking sucks to be out here with this out of control shit”

Now you’ll think twice before posting. Better late than never to work on one’s impulse control issues.

Every day he isn’t hired, his martyr value goes up. The league is Streisanding itself over this, and it’s hilarious to watch. On the upside for Kaepernick, at least his brain can take a breather from all the weekly CTE-inducing pummelings he would incur were he gainfully employed.

He looks pretty squeezed.

So- not a Confederate statue then

Wouldn’t want to enrage the white walkers in Gresham.

At least one with a painted on eyelash and an eyeball on his sleeve, so you know which one is little Alex.

I would love to see the list of rejected Lego sets, like The Inquisition: Dungeon (think of all the specialty builds like an iron maiden or the rack) or A Clockwork Lego (Durango 95 sold separately).

Also off topic? Deadly petrochemicals in Houston area processing and holding facilities that require constant refrigeration or they will explode, now under water, sans the extremely crucial aforementioned capacity to refrigerate said deadly petrochemicals. So many unforeseen consequences.

Not quite Bumgarner in Game 7, but still: noteworthy. Notable, anyway.

It’s over, yo- Kinja won. There are lots of other dead horses in the ocean to beat

Awesome parody 10/10

Come on, bro- $$$$$$

Lol everyone who responded to me should be banned for life

Plus then you’ll never be disappointed when you finally find out an actor is a philanderer, or a tax-evader, or defends failed economic policies, or belongs to a cult, etc. This could work.