Yes- welcome.

Get Out meets Rosemary’s Baby, but whiter and with Jennifer Lawrence; redundant? Prove or disprove

Sort of a May-Octubre vibe; would you have? Did you?

Yes he is, but he has excellent representation.

It’s a logical culmination of modern global events- your disdain reveals your lack of foresight. It’s not personal.

AI really making leaps and bounds in comment sections. Voight-Kampff tests not even necessary

Staunch advocates of unfettered free markets— like Lewandowski’s on air fees — absolutely hate it when it doesn’t break their way: I know everything about market forces, but I’m pouting because I didn’t see that coming they mentally pirouette through

That. robotic. voiceover. on. the. footage, is. sadistic. and. malicious. to. my. ears. and. brain

Satanists > Australian themed steakhouses > The Illuminati > Applebee’s

Everyone else wrong; his performance as “Van Zandt” — Henry Rollins’ weasel hedgefund boss in Heat — was the best one.

Keep yer top on Brandi- that was pretty great

We all deserve our own high school movies, but kudos on the taste making. He’s going to be alright, sounds like

Don’t even let your mind wander over to the billions of comments erased forever- server farms are expensive and bad for the planet- all our hard work!

We are all a “startled fish”.

“Hey how many of you Boy Scouts have your Collusion badges?” That’s all I got

It’s as if being kicked and punched in the face repeatedly prepares one for being hit by a locomotive. He’s been training for this moment for some time one could say, yes? Aha-ha, ha-ha...aha?

I mean, whose home run derby is it really anyway; a good derby belongs to us all

That’s pretty funny but his aides might/couldbe aware of The Slot, and maybe even his relunctantly-semi-woke daughter reads it. Or vice-versa. We’ll never know

More like Dr. Boo-hoo amirite

Jesus, nerdlinger- CTF down