They’re all made up names, none of that happened- real fake news, for once.

...so stupid?

Good one, dad!

Fantastic- like doo-wop for the punk set

That band was too much for this planet, but thank god they happened.

His name was Erg. His name- was Erg. His name... was Erg...

Needs more southern European Neanderthal in that genetic stew.

Probably not, but there must be full-blown dissertations on whether this sort of nouveau riche sycophantism is nature or nurture, I’m sure.

Yet.

He seems just wee a bit of a lickspittle, so I’ll see your time called and double it.

Hehe fer sure

So the Venn diagram of hardcore GOT fans and total wankers is as overlapped as we thought. Got it.

*bovine

“Are you with other roommates? Are you free to go from where you are?”

It’s a tossup between whatever Screech was wearing at Saved by the Bell’s deathrattle, or burlap.

Here ya go gaming dorks

Dude should move to Connecticut amirite

It means “I publicly self-identify as an idiot”.

Y’all see this one earlier today?

Thank you for spelling it out for those who can’t extrapolate