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Natale...Natale...sounds like a mangy papist cur’s name to me...

Oh was that in the Post, who cares

St. Paul levels of incompetence here.

They’ve got to get sick and tired of hentai at some point, right?

All content is fair game.

Less ghost riding the whip, more ghost shitting your pants.

Devins should give Mesfin whatever GoFundMe cash is left. Blood money doesn’t fix everything, but it’s a start.

I still want to see Floyd Mayweather get through The Cat in the Hat in under an hour.

The pain goes to eleven.

Never apologize, never explain.

Shoulda been Chachi.

Go ahead and add that lost revenue to the cost of the wall. It just got at least 4B more expensive.

Out: “Child’s pose”

Comic dorks aren’t anti-woman per se, it’s just that all that superheroic insecurity out there hasn’t been taken seriously enough.

I care for the environment...

The Mexicans will pay for that too, obvs

That’s exactly what Trump said- I guess we should be expecting to hear this playground taunt for awhile: “I was installed, and you are poopoo”