It might end up being true, but the bible was concocted before there were 365 days in a year- which makes me wonder if it’s okay to be afraid every Feb. 29th.

Lol ok

Minor point, but aren’t they more like Green Acres, with Melania (remember her? haven’t heard from her in awhile) as Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Oops.

In a related story, Sid Vicious is still dead.

Of course- is the implication in your attempt at rhetoric that I don’t? Why wouldn’t I? Are you in law enforcement, or LEO adjacent? Are you feeling defensive? Or worse yet- guilty?

Did the Ricketts family help install a Russian money launderer in the White House?

Is Snowden some kind of neutral, quotable genius/hero? Did he say “give me liberty or give me death” or did he just blow over to Mother Russia like a snitch? I wouldn’t quote that fucking guy, moving forward

True, but we don’t act as a group in the optimal way quite yet either. Too much face-saving impulse. We hate being wrong, making mistakes, short on forgiveness etc. We are in our own collective way, to a futile degree based on our good intentions + unenlightened assholes, and kleptocrats preying on everyone else.…

Geppetto’s wet g-ream

Shockingly, dude had no response. Telling, innit

Is there a larger group he could come from? Angry, stupid white guy liberation front? What machine are you raging against bro

Who else then. Besides Trudeau (incomparable)

Here’s praying that many delicious feasts are in the offing

Let’s put aside the purity tests in this moment of global crisis, plenty of time for that if we live through the upcoming 1400 days

Not enough leverage over partner nations, or sizable GDP

I think you answered your own question. Who else would you rather have in charge than somebody you felt you could manipulate, and wouldn’t ask any questions. He’s the perfect pawn maybe

I don’t know anything about this guy, but the way he blinks into the camera with totally dilated pupils...lights on and nobody’s home? Or is that just how you look when the wrist of partisanship fealty has you fully crowning

That is fucking terrible, and I am experiencing simultaneous feelings of shock and “right, of course this happens” (or whatever the German word for this confluence is). It makes me wonder how many border agents might be opposed to “the Wall” because it will cut off the flow of sanctioned rape opportunities

Sweet prison tat, Roger. It’s rare that people get them before they go in