Time to circle the wagons around the leader of the free world: Angela Merkel

“Just popping by to say there’s nothing to see here, well actually there may be something, no wait nevermind we’ll find out more on Friday, wait where am I?”

Has anyone ever seen Ivanka Trump and Allison Williams character from Get Out in the same room? Betting no.

Eric Trump. Virginia wine. I’d rather drink 2 buck chuck, thanks

What exactly is happening here

“Well, actually...”

I think “hatred” is too strong a word, more like “embarrassed for/by” or “cringeworthy”. No judgment

Corniness begets scorniness sorry

A button that let’s you dismiss unwanted followers- come dream with me

Realizing you’re enabling an entitled dysfunctional is the first step to weaning yourself off the compulsion.

That was a fairly weak-wristed sucker punch too

Trump’s Agenda: share the fantasy

While you’re there, ask them how to get rid of all these girls who follow me and want to send me nudes for money. It’s like yay someone followed me oh wait godammit

Steve King makes it easy to make good choices, because all you have to do is ask yourself, What would Steve King do? and then just do the opposite. So for that I thank him, I guess?

Oh look it’s Kellyanne

More PDX shenanigans smdh

Show up drunk and you won’t even care. Have fun!

Buckle up

That is quite a reach but I’ll allow it.

You know what? Assholes aren’t some sort of oppressed minority, help make an ecosystem ‘diverse’ or add anything really to life’s rich tapestry. And if you could get word of all that back to your tribe that would be fucking fantastic thank you