Just think of it as a “bootstrap bill” then reach down way deep inside and try harder!

Keep Oakland Janky

Falsum notitia

Put the sanctuary squeeze play on.

I cannot wait for the next person to ask me, “How are you doing?”

Watching this made me feel trapped in my mom’s car in the ‘80s again. Who’s going to save me from adult contemporary duets now?

Our adventure was intentionally comparative, and we unlocked as many universal secrets and truths as they did, which is to say none

A buddy and I just went to Phoenix to take in a couple of Giants games (beat the Reds and Cubs back to back). Ate tacos, drove fast on the desert highways, took mushrooms and stared at the saguaro cacti during the magic hour below ancient cliff dwellings as jets constantly took off and landed in the basin.

Which member of the new cabinet will have to recuse themselves from this one?

Wow that was like Download Dinnerparty meets Green Street Hooligans, thanks (I think)

 “Hey guy, want a ride to the border? Hop in– I’m headed that way anyway” Now where’s the bloodthirsty hate-filled fun in that, I mean honestly

The lookout man

I’m waiting for the White House to use this tactic, and am shocked they haven’t yet. It would still be annoying, but less maddening than FākNūz and AltFax.

“NPD? NBD.” -DJT

It took a sec to respond here, such were the wheezing fits of laughter after scrolling down and slowly realizing what I was looking at, especially given the context; but it’s the ridiculously cute eye lashes that really sell it. Thanks very much for that.

You’re telling, not showing (with links) and the argument was that Bernie wasn’t a lock, not that Clinton was weak. All you got is sour grapes specious speculation.

Jesus: I blame my Parent

So much for the peaceful transition of power.

Bernie wasn’t a “lock” by any means, stop kidding yourself.

Cancer is more polarizing.