You’re right the landline numbers are 7 digits, I was fairly hung over earlier. Did remember about the shorter area codes for larger cities tho. My work number is 0117 *******.

For real? In the UK our cell (mobile) numbers are 11 digits long and start with 07. Landline numbers are six digits, plus area code which could be 5 digits long (shorter for big cities) which generally starts with 01. You can always tell here. Am I missing something?!

I honestly don’t remember. I remember it as one long number, like a cell phone number would be now (there weren’t cell phones then- not ones that didn’t weigh more than a 4 year old child anyway) so not quite 12 or 13 digits. My mum took the duvet cover off to wash it straight away.

When I was a kid we loved in a house that had used to be victorian farm cottages and had lain abandoned and roofless for ~50 years before my parents bought it for basically nothing and put a roof on it. Anyway, I was always seeing wierd shit in that house.

“Enjoying a quick dinner with the family...”

Was going to say this- there are multiple men in my life that are like this.

Okay!

My husband and I had such an incredible wedding... but we didn’t have father/bride mother/groom moments. My dad gave a speech, but my younger brother walked me down the aisle.

Wow, Dani Mathers just revealed herself to be one devastatingly ugly bitch.

It is okay, friend.

Yes.

This makes a lot of sense to me.

How old is tenth grade again? *counts forward from Peter Hatcher’s age in 4th Grade Nothing*

The Leaner.

This isn’t even being petty though- see the wedding, be happy for her being happy, whatever, and then gtfo. You don’t want to be there but this is something you feel you should do to honour your former friendship, and you leaving after the first dance is the kindest thing you can do for both you and her.

Oh, leave asap.

I’m almost loathe to say this, but we had “Ain’t Nobody” by Chaka Khan and just went to town on it.

Same.

Right. My 11 year old apparently has the neck size of a 3 year old and I’m constantly being told that he needs to eat more. Kid eats more than his 6'5" 230lb stepdad.

Just leaving a pre-emptive fuck you just here for anyone about to blame Khloe Kardashian for Lamar’s problems and/or make any kind of comment about how much Kristen Cavallari does or doesn’t feed her children.