. . . “and they’re wondering why nothing new is being shipped from Alderaan.”

Yes, this is a thing that exists. And every bridesmaid ever sings songs of thanksgiving that it does.

If Bang doesn’t currently have this costume, can we make sure he gets one asap? I feel like this is necessary.

Pitching in the Glamorise Double-Layers . . . I love that bra.

I’ve become a huge fan of the Glamorise Double-Layer—doesn’t choke you like *actually* wearing double layers does, but gives you that little bit extra motion control that’s totally clutch.

*makes note: in case of apocalypse, be on same side as Doc.*

This makes perfect sense and also never would have occurred to me. Am slightly worried that my brain will change all incidences of “lesbian” to “lesbianed” now, though.

In strict fairness, I’d completely forgotten that the original JP dinos were all female until it got brought up in this thread.

I didn’t know that!

Seeing this in my feed this morning was better than coffee.

And with that, your transformation into a Foxworthy punchline is complete. Thank you for your time and attention, goodsir, and I’m sure you’ll be wanted for the local news. Make sure you mention that the tornado sounded like a train.

*Tehlu’s tits and teeth, no*

I can’t believe I never wondered about that!

Wow. I don’t think I ever would have picked that out on my own. Nice work!

Thank you for everything you’ve written for us—io9 won’t be the same without you!!

People with similar height, weight, and hair are very vexing to me.

Brilliant. Now I just have to track done someone with the game and make them turn it on for me!

To be honest, even my post above radically over-estimated my abilities. Let me put it this way: the last time a controller didn’t confuse me was Sega Genesis. I genuinely wouldn’t even know how to *begin* at this point.

I like to think that I retired at the peak of my career.

Oooooooh. This is *exactly* what I didn’t know I needed!