My parents just bought a house in Maryland. When they were in the process of buying it, I immediately asked how old the house was and how many previous owners there were, because I am an avid horror fan and I do believe in ghosts. My mother told me that the house is pretty new—only one previous owner, who was selling…

Word. My boyfriend just went to visit his parents this weekend and I had stuff to take care of here so I decided not to join him. I got back to my apartment this afternoon and started reading these stories, then I texted him and said "I am reading a ton of scary stories and you're going to be gone for a couple of…

You are also my favourite. The way that Israel is demonized—NOT criticized, but demonized—is appalling and, quite frankly, reeks of a lot of the same shit that has been present throughout the history of anti-Semitism. Criticize Israel all you want, but be fucking fair about it. Most times, people are not.

YES, THANK YOU. Sigh...

You're my favourite right now.