hey, very nice, very nice!

in principle we should try to be conservative when making new purchases and when throwing stuff away, if only because we’re turning our planet into a giant trash pile... i mean, it’s not like we can easily recycle all the plastic and electronics that go into all that shit.

i keep looking at those photos, i’m gonna end up like this...

What? No GASLIT? Pffffffttttttt...

noooooo, no larded up bloodies! :(

yeah, grow up, wtf...

death by flatulence

once, while attempting veganism, i ate tofu every day for breakfast.

can i put some canned salmon and heavy cream and dehydrated onion and maybe capers in a pie shell??? 😋  hmmmm maybe i’ll skip the capers... but salmon and cream and onion inside a hot crust...

HEEEYYYYYYYYYY!

the ‘90s pierced naval heydey

haha, i mean, i have an iphone too, but i’m a value shopper so i just bought the se. it does everything and yes it takes good photos.

sure.

don’t have a corkscrew? why not? my pen knife has one.

real old fashioned here. you paid too much 🤔

starred for wisely refraining

lol, yes, “lomography”

But a few weeks ago I broke my entire foot

listen, kid: THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUS.