Interesting- I thought this would be a modified JK or something, like the Chief Of a few years back.

One of the characters in the Dortmunder books by Donald E. Westlake does this - his standard order at the bar is a single glass of beer and a salt shaker. He does it because he’s the driver, and only has the one drink so he nurses it. But he likes a beer with a head on it, which the salt provides.

I’ve always heard that Moxie is just awful, which makes me want to try it even more. Plus I kind of want the bottle cap for my bottle cap map.

Rural Wisconsin? Then it makes sense - farmers will keep anything around till it falls in on itself, then use it a little more before parking it behind the barn.

Now, I live in the Chicago area, so weather is the same here, and I would wager we use way more salt in the winter - and late 80's and early 90's cars pretty…

Part of me thought that was the joke - out of all the card based games they could’ve played for girls night, they chose fucking Uno.

And it was kind of shoehorned into the sketch - who does screen tests for soundtrack songs? - so that he could get a minute of screen time doing something other than popping up and saying “Boobs!” Or being the guy at the checkout who leaves just before the action starts.

How good would the “hot girl screwing an old man” but he if the old man had been Herb Welch?

That looks like a super old Pepsi machine too. Maybe they’ve been watching too much American Pickers and thought they could sell it for big money.

That song is actually pretty awful until Prince appears - the Notquitewilburys sound like they just got up from a nap.

Yeah, say what you will about his personality, you can’t deny the fact that he is a genuine car enthusiast and he built that business up from scratch.

They’re nice rigs but for one thing - they rust out if you spill a bag of peanuts in them. I imagine that if you parked one near the ocean and listened carefully you could hear it corrode.

My usual technique is to put a bottle of wine in the freezer, crack open a really good beer, have like six or seven more, then forget about it because by then I don’t really want wine anymore.

It’s a little carb-heavy, but I have a fuckin’ awesome beer bottle cap collection.

Even as a car guy, I’m down with this. Though around here it’s fat middle aged accountants on Harleys who make the most noise (the police won’t ticket them, but they’ll pull over a kid in a Honda for a second).

Yeah, that last one. Especially if you’re trying to do something else when the textervation starts. Even if I’m just idly sitting at the computer I’m not going to stop immediately to see what you want - and idly sitting at the computer is nowhere near my default setting. I’m usually doing something active and my hands…

Well, high octane leaded gas smells awesome. Unleaded smells vile.

Are you sure there’s an apostrophe in “the Jewels”? I mean I know there is (or was) one in the Dominick’s, but I’m not sure about the Jewels.

IT was probably Luke Null.

I got that at a local liquor store. I’d found some Summit on the shelf (I’m not in MN, so it’s hard to come by), and bought it (I might have said “Yoink!”), and it tasted....odd. I couldn’t place it, but it wasn’t right. I’d had a cold, maybe things still tasted off.

They all look like some flavor of SD-70. They’re probably all similar enough that should UP need some freight power, they can take some off either end and be fine. I didn’t see any switchers or smaller locomotives in the mix.