anotherwanderingrandomjerk
AnotherWanderingRandomJerk
anotherwanderingrandomjerk

My gramma had 11 kids in 13 years. My grampa was an abusive asshole. This was not a coincidence.

I know the idiotic stereotype is that women want to get pregnant and “trap” men, but forced motherhood is really underdiscussed, especially in ‘developed’ countries. Many abusive men have a complex, and impregnating their victim is a way to further disempower them.

your grandmother leaving after all of that kind of makes her super amazing. it's sad she had to be amazing because of a shitty situation though. amazing nonetheless.

Yup. Plus, if the woman is thinking of leaving, the man can sabotage the birth control, hopefully leading to a pregnancy and another 18+ years of control and terror.

My grandmother once told me that the reason she had five children was because my grandfather kept her pregnant so she couldn’t leave. They certainly couldn’t afford five children. She didn’t leave until the fifth child was 10/11 years old. This stuff is very real.

Mads' Hannibal is absolutely goddamn terrifying. He's always so pleasant, even while he's turning you into some horrifying work of body-art or chopping you up for ingredients, and (so far) he's pretty much untouchable. You think you have him dead to rights, and he manages to DODGE YOUR GUNFIRE and kill you horribly.

Behold! The cuddly and cute destroyer of worlds!

Cersai and Jaime Lannister

Spike.

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OK, he's really good at winding up the squares and can bring the fun to even the most dreary and pretentious dinner party, but let's not forget he's still a pervert who is willing to commit ghosticide to get his rancid paws on a child bride.

Name: Crowley (on Supernatural)

Londo

You know, it's weird because so many people seem to love that theme song... but I've always hated it!!! The message is fine, but it's a bad song!

I love Firefly, but it took me three attempts to actually complete the first episode because the god damned theme song is so dreadful. The pilot opens with a futuristic battle sequence and I thought "well this could go either way. Hopefully this is backstory because I'm not watching an episodic war drama." Then the

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

Okay okay hear me out.

Chocolate milk is delicious and essentially just cold hot chocolate. I will drink it for the rest of my life.

Counterpoint: None! Not withstanding what it says about serving size on the package of Oreos, what constitues a serving depends on how much milk you have in the house. If you have a half-gallon of milk, then a serving of Oreos is a one-and-a-quarter pound package.

Lactaid, yo. Milk without the farts. As someone who suffers from acid reflux, milk is such a relief. I find it works much better and faster than most medications for quick relief. Will not be giving up milk, cream, yogurt, cheese, ice cream, etc, etc, anytime soon. I'd rather not live to be 100 anyway.

Correct. Adults should be drinking hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. With marshmallows.