I love Merlot!

-Emmet Smith

Lane Meyer was the best skier this country has every produced.

The good news is both sides now refer to him as a turncoat.

Watched the interview live and my main takeaway was John Wall definitely smoked weed right before he sat down.

You can’t spell Miazga without MAGA. 

“took a big ol’ handful of full back Denzel Dumfries’s baby maker and gave it a squeeze”

At least in this country you can go get fixed. It might ruin you financially, but you’ll survive. In countries with socialized medicine, people die on waiting lists, or they won’t approve any surgeries if you’re over 70. My Dad’s friend died from some minor brain bleeding because they weren’t allowed to do surgery on…

Can I take this opportunity to ask if I was the only one who thought Chris Collinsworth was out of his damn mind all game?

In my mind the most definitive aspect of the play was the fact that he caught the ball on the 6 and lost it 1 yard deep in the endzone. If you can transport the ball 7 yards, you’re a runner, period.

Best name in the game.

Antonio Brown and JJ Watt?

If the Bears ever make the playoffs, I’ll be prepared too.

Are we doing the “Let’s remember some players” game?

Proven American classics.

I’m not going to say he’s poor, but he was un-drafted, his signing bonus was $3,300, and his lifetime earnings are less than a million.

It’s all just a distraction. His paw is fine but he’s hiding two broken arms.

Somewhere, Jared Lorenzen is eating a Hot Pocket and reading this, and weeping softly.