I mean, TBH I think he’d do it if it was that easy, but can the Federal Gubment strong-arm municipalities about how they raise money and what they decide to use it on? I think he bailed because it is a State’s Rights sort of issue.

As athletic as he may be, he just doesn’t have the vertical owners are looking for.

Welp, it was a longish synopsis so I didn’t read it and didn’t expect that portion to be in there. But it was 37 years ago and I remember that scene for whatever reason.

I think I saw this movie when I was 3 years old. Is there a scene where a boy feeds a horse sugar cubes off the rim of a ship’s porthole.

Coworker [notices my computer screen]: Hey Mike! Whatcha watching?
Me: Figure skating
Coworker: Why though?
Me: Butts
Coworker: Huh?
Me: Dude butts
Coworker: ...

I’m sure inquiring minds want to know, given the roster turnover, if he still holds the title?

Coffee unless you’re under 10 years old.

Wrong! The non-caveman answer is French Toast.

Geopucks.

First Karen Sypher, now Papa John telling all of us what we already knew: Pitino could not and would not last.

Way to turn that truck stop town upside down you brown clowns.

“First rule is to make sure your opponents are the ones playing checkers while you play chess”

- Lavar Ball, while staring at a backgammon board

By Emmet Smith?

About damn time someone in the NFL promoted Prostate Awareness!

But you should have seen the gift casket he sent!

This guy is a trainwreck. Trust me, they made a whole movie about it.

He might be a serial killer, but using payday loans is the real sign of derangement.

“Malcolm only has his double breast interests at heart”

You forget that Dwight Howard still exists.