Rattle and Hum is a great fucking album. #11 is disrespectful.

He can take a hit and deliver a blow with the best of ‘em.

But he’s choked up about it.

I believe there is some sore of wire fraud/money laundering/tax evasion angle to all of this. Breaking NCAA rules is not punishable by law.

Wanna know who definitely finds this amusing?:

Trade him to New Orleans! Who doesn’t want to see three centers at once?

All Dopa, no Ropa.

Correct. I believe that was in a second-tier circuit.

Patrick never won a top-level championship race in IndyCar or NASCAR

Fixed it for you.

Why is the NFL looking into this and not the police?

We now know Patrick Wyman’s burner account.

I used to be a big time NASCAR fan. I fell out it for a couple years when I got married and had kids. Now when I turn on or read about it (I rarely do) I have no freaking clue what is going on. These cockamamie formats are killing racing faster than anything else.

An interesting tidbit of data: even though they have one of the worst records in the West, they have the second highest point differential behind Golden State.

If he’s a pastor I’m an astronaut.

You could just use a blanket statement: every player from Syracuse not named Carmelo

How are the contact extension negotiations going, Rodger? Not great?

Playing Video Games 101 might be though.

Coincidentally, a tall glass of milk is the only source of joy for Jim Harbaugh too.

Ask anyone from Denmark, Sweden or Norway and they get pissed when you say that Finland is part of Scandinavia. Finland an Iceland do not count, they say.

This was not mentioned in the article anywhere, but I though you should know.