Ha! Me too generally. Or I leave them in my pants pocket before washing...

I have never tossed eye shadow out for it, but I DEFINITELY toss lipstick/gloss out for it. All it took was one really gross breakout across my lips once time from using an old lip color and now I’ll happily toss them if they last too long.

I can read in my dreams too, so that’s a tip that never helped me much. But one that DID help me was to do reality checks throughout the day. It feels stupid at first, but start asking yourself several times a day, “Am I dreaming or is this real?” Once you get in the habit of that you’re likely to ask yourself that in…

Maybe not so hideous? This was my lab/pug mix:

Imagine!

They’re my words. If anyone gets to parse them as to intent, it’s me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_absurdum

And the best way to not be murdered is to not exist. Please go work on that asap.

I work for a USMC organization and would echo what you’ve said about Mattis. I know Marines on both sides of the aisle and they all hold him in high regard. And I think it’s worth noting that the man truly dislikes the nickname “Mad Dog” that everyone loves to add in their articles and posts about him.

Pam’s art is the prettiest art of all.

They have those already: http://kotaku.com/ea-removing-gender-boundaries-from-the-sims-4-1780093135

You’re my favorite.

*fart noises*

Virginia and in DC as well. It’s happened twice in the last week I think. My husband works for a company that provides wiretap and data storage services to government agencies and he said it’s an issue that’s happening sporadically in a lot of places. They have clients all up and down the east coast.

I can’t afford for it to be Idris Elba. I’d be broke buying underwear due to all the panty-melting it would cause.

It is if the smartphone is your only access to the internet and used in place of a household computer.

I don’t disagree. I tried explaining to him that as a woman married to a POC I could never vote for someone like Trump. I love my brother dearly, but I will never understand how he could hate Hillary so much that a vote for Trump was okay.

I struggle with understanding this too. My brother is one and the only thing I can figure out when I talk to him is that he really really really hated Hillary.

My husband is the same way. In fact he took a picture of the package of my preferred product and saved it on his phone so if he ever has to run out and pick some up for me he knows exactly what he’s looking for.