My mouth was agape after reading your comment. AGAPE!
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We laugh, but I have never ever hear my poor dad say pregnant. He blushes and says "expecting." Even when talking about farm animals. We were at a petting zoo and he was showing my son some pregnant goats. He pointed them out and said they were "expecting little ones." Man, the old fashioned is strong in him.…
Well, mommy bloggers are obviously raging narcissists. But everyone has a couple of terrible people who whine nonstop about having kids on Facebook etc., and they are always the rich self-important types.
Everybody needs to vent, but I think she must mean a subset of people who post 5-10 complaints a day on social media. People who post things like "Just got kids dressed for school, now relaxing with a cup of coffee. Why are mornings so haaaaaard", you know?
It has happened in Canada and Wal-mart shut the store down.
Yeah, I was only half joking. I love seersucker and I cannot lie.
I'm just glad you didn't mention seersucker. I do love me a good seersucker suit set on a barbershop quartet, yes ma'am.
My sister is like you. When my niece got busted for ditching school and copped an attitude about it, my sister told her that if she continued to cut class, my sister would show up in a flowered housecoat with curlers in her hair and sit in on every class my niece took to make sure my niece attended and would add…
Interviewed a (female) candidate for an assistant position (to a female manager, clearly spelled out in the job description). I am female. Female manager is in the interview. Asked applicant which managers she preferred from her work experience, male or female. Looked us both in the eye and said she preferred men,…
Do it anyway. My husband and I do terrible dance moves all the time. My stepdaughter usually just laughs (at, not with, us) or makes a kind of "Jesus Christ, you two are lame," face. Don't care. The world needs me to do the running man.
I like to yous textspeak with my daughter, just to torture her. I never, ever use it otherwise, but it's so fun to annoy her so much.
Oh, I know. My daughter is 13. Worse, she is a singer. I mean, she can SING. So not only is she embarrassed almost to tears whenever I open my mouth, but she's there to critique my (non-existent) skills, as well. Sigh.
no. You must sing and dance ALWAYS. Everytime my darlings ( this typoed as darklings and I was like Real Talk), do something awful, I plan on how at the Glorious Age of 14, I will drive them around in a minivan, in a bedazzled shirt, listening to Copacabana and ABBA. Oh yes. YES.
I know this is not the point, but good on you for establishing a relationship where your 13 year old isn't afraid to talk about sex with you. On the other hand, now you get the santa fetish questions...
As do I. I find her charming and funny but I can't help but imagine the Obama kids are in constant "MOM/DAD STAAAAAAP" mode.
My son saw the vine, and said it was cool, but I'm not sure he knows what a turnip is. :/
I have Serious Feels for the First Lady that I cannot entirely describe.
I fucking love her.