Oh because theirs is the "one true religion" and that apparently gives them the right to impose it on all the rest of us. ._______________________________.

Wait, I need to know more, specifically why? Why would you ever put scissors in the microwave?!

It's not just Texas, it's endemic to health care in the United States in general. Very few adults actually have primary care physicians anymore, so when they get sick they either go to an urgent care facility or the ER. If health care was affordable, or more people were willing to be general practitioners, this man…

You guys. I get why I'm supposed to stop hating Lena Dunham so much. She gets a disproportionate amount of criticism for being outspoken and not having Hollywood looks and being brave enough to present female antiheroes and so on. But why does she have to be so awful all the time? "I'm not crazy, it's the world that's…

My auto-correct consistently turns "something" into "SOMETING." For no reason. All caps. I have never ever intentionally typed "SOMETING."

She's certainly talented, but these moves and her costume seem more appropriate for an adult woman. That is one of the things I found refreshing about the performance Mark posted- she's dressed like a child and the choreography can't be interpreted as too adult. Not knocking this little girl or her talent though!…

The Killing! (Unless you needed movie suggestions...)

Oh gods, DIM SUM!! Now I need dim sum!

Looks like JLo got the #humbled and #honored hashtags down cold, but I'm so disappointed that she omitted my favorite, #blessed.

Stars for everyone! Well played.

Scrapple with syrup.... *gurgle* Oh man, does that make me miss the east coast!

Oooh, Midlife Crisis Brunch Man! Even MORE annoying than those puking twentysomethings!

Don't take it out on us just because you forgot the condom that one time, dude!

Well, shit, maybe I DO $49.00 love it.

I kind of love the wig-swappin' Japanese doll, too.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-JA…

It came WITH a doll!? That is fucking awesome. I just read that the author also wrote The Velveteen Rabbit. Explains a lot about the plot similarities!

Now I want this creepy doll book!

First of all, SCRAPPLE! I am a basicaly a vegetarian except for vacation breakfasts when my parents would cook scrapple and I would devour it while my meat-n-potatoes husband wouldn't touch it because he thought it was so disgusting.

Technically, according to him, my life should be over because of all of the chitlins I have but guess what muthaf*cker? I'm hosting a brunch this very Sunday with a ton of yummy food and all the Bloody Mary's you can drink and he's not invited.