What about the third side, the truth?

If that doesn’t explain it to you...

Proof positive the US is full of idiots.

Oh! It’s back! Fantastic!

I’m sure this will turn out swimmingly well.

Did they check to see if he was a zombie, or was having sex with one?

It’s festivus time.

Drive her about 15 miles away from the house and toss her out the car. Chances are she won’t remember the way back.

And more of the good stuff. And in China.

For 163M I’d fake a lot more than my death. I’d even fake being a cockroach in the next life.

Greed never ceases to amaze. Imagine this guy paid $1000 to be offered $1M. That’s a 100,000% return. Assuming he paid $10,000 that would be a 10,000% return. That’s insane for any legit investment. Even drug dealers and money launderers would take this given the level of risk.

You sure know how to write them. But I’ll give you this: it is the least bad article I’ve seen you come up with. At least you sprinkled some morsels of truth in there. Considering the US has been violating “international law” for God knows how long, it is interesting you make mention of it as Trump is the one calling…

They usually get more attention for a reason though.

Eagerly anticipating the comments.

I hate Japanese food. But Japanese curry is the best.

Surprise! Surprise! A poison kills.

Exactly. He allows two balls to be hurled at him prior to actually slicing. That allows him to eliminate randomness. If you know how fast and direction it makes it infinitely easier. Any wonder why martial arts instructors do a slow rehearsal prior to showing off a self defense move? Not saying his skills aren’t…

Current policy seems to be driving the US to war with very powerful nations that are able to fight back. Didn’t Trump recently sanction Turkey AND China for buying Russian weapons. Yes Clinton is a war monger...