He had already completed the combo on the gamepad so his fighter executed it all.

Whaaaat? A bigger room!?

Nor will it be for the foreseeable future.

So, do non-leftists actually post more on splinter than on deadspin?

Was the salt shaker half full of cocaine, or was it half cocaine and half salt? And if so, why?

I find it hilarious that people truly believe a one-half ply piece of paper milled in Taiwan is a better microbe barrier than one of the most sophisticated organs ever developed through thousands of years of evolution.

OOOOH you got me good you fucker!

I think eye vision is the only type of vision that normal humans possess.

By God you went for it, you really did. All these easy lyric puns and this only has 4 stars.  It’s a shame, really.

He murdered ‘im!

Same thing happened to me leaving Reno.

Rough landings don’t bother me, just put the damn thing on the ground.

No, you aren’t.

No sir, you WON. Your award was just in knowledge dollars.

Nigh impossible, really.

God’s own motor is the straight 6. A cylinder every day, then he rested.

Same dynamic as V8 supercars. It’s awesome.

Even more so when almost everyone trying to pronounce that would have a southern drawl.

Fuel and Tires don’t count right? I mean unless the team physically runs out of them. But then what is the limit that the team can bring to each race?