Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Ok, so necessary caveat to this: talking about your feelings can be great for relationships so long as you actually talk about your feelings.

Barnyard has nothing todo with poop smell. It is the smell of (clean isch) cows, the leathery smell of saddle, a bit like a cigar case, that sandalwood. The distinct smell anyone who has lived on a farm knows and it has no resemblance to poop.

Having a conscience is rough.

That sounds fantastic, then I guess that means the GOP will shut the fuck up about women, minorities, and anyone under the age of 65 from now on?

Yes, this is totally correct.

That's still not the reason why they should return the dog.

He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.

Are you fucking kidding? HA. Erin got reamed for writing the article that disparaged masturbatory aids for men. Nice try dipshit, but you're not getting away with pretending like that accurately represents most contemporary feminist viewpoints.

I didn't make it, but here you go!

I don't know, but here in Good 'Ol 'Murica my insurance is making me wait THREE MONTHS before they think about considering signing off on maybe paying part of my incredibly expensive leg surgery.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with pepper spray.

Not that long, but the Republicans (and idiots like you) think that we have to wait years to be seen.

Want to know what's actually in a hot dog? Surprisingly, the answer is not "hooves, lips, and skunk anus."

You need to stop with the "this didn't happen" stuff. Seriously. Stop doing it.

White people from Portland are the ultimate authorities on what yoga is really about.

Do people understand that if you're not the one taking the photo, it's not a selfie? Seems like everyone's confused lately.

Seriously, thank you for doing the emotionally demanding work that I'm sure this was. This is all terrifying, but important to know about.

:D